carlsbad day #1

if only you were a fly on the wall during this trip.
you'd be privy to the following trip highlights:
cottage cheese.
don't tell your mom what i showed you on google.
what you will get on your window if you cut off a truck full of 7 ladies.
where's the skunk? i know one is in here somewhere.
don't forget the word "muffin."
where our cereal bowls came from.
the wrath you suffer if your cellphone is left on at night.
the services of ling ling.
what pet rabbits are good for.
what samantha keeps forgetting to do.
"layla, i like your mole. moley, moley, moley."
putting "gangsta" into practice.
"excuse you OLD MAN."
the all-purpose batman.
what annoys the prego lady more than anything.
what happens if you get asked on a date and you're only 16.
the panel of dating experts.
lifeguard's who are heartbroken.
"ewwww, I'm a germaphob".
how wives of firefighters save the day.
commonalities when men describe me-"little girl", "you look 18!", "maybe next year you'll look 20".
fake phone calls made to scare grouchy men...and no the banana is not a real phone.
"no pictures of the handlebar mustache!"
"healthy"cheetos.
how serious we take our "modeling" pictures.
it's an oreo and it's mint. it's a mint oreo.
what happens if you get buried in sand.
why sam reminds shavon of a little kid when playing in the waves.
the one with the big forehead, the one with the pointy ears and the one with the crooked teeth.
isis ticklethighs, heidi heavenhiney, chesty lustysizzle, princess leatherthong, chesty velvetkiss, starr leatherside, and sapphire heaventush!!!